What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
