What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
