What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
