What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
Susie is 16. She comes home at 2 in the morning, with her mom waiting up mad as hell.
She says "Mom, I was with Johnny, I love him." Her mother says, "It's not love, it's infatuation."
Susie says, "But I blew him and then he fucked me in the ass."
Her mother says, "That's infatuation. When he fucks you in the ass and then you blow him... that's love."
