What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.
He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
