What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
Why'd the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"
"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".
"But Dad, she's not black either."
"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"
