Big Ego

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.