What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
