What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
