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'Pregnant' woman left devastated after 'baby' turns out to be huge 11lb tumour
#WTF?! A woman who thought she was pregnant has been left devastated after her 'baby bump' turned out to be an 11lb tumor.
Read more ...Woman Pleads Guilty To Charges She Attempted To Cut Off Husband's Penis
#WTF?! Shades of Lorena Bobbitt! Trying to slice his salami was truly the most unkindest cut of all. A woman pleaded guilty to assault with a deadly weapon and assault with great bodily injury after her husband said she attempted to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors.
Read more ...Anne Arundel (Baltimore) County police officer bites man's testicles
#WTF?! This story really bites... and we have the balls to publish it! So how did this actually happen? An Anne Arundel County police officer faces an assault charge after he bit another man's testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by police Wednesday.
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