What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
