Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?
A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!