Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.
He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."
The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."