Ten Items or Less

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Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"

Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"

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He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."

The doc says, "You're just not eating right."

What's Your Number?

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