Ten Items or Less

Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"

Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head nurse.

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would've seen it...