Ten Items or Less

Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"

Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?

Caws!