Ten Items or Less

Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"

Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"

Why do brides wear white?

The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.