What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
What do women think about during sex? That depends...
The prostitute thinks: "That's all."
The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"
The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
