What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
Basically there are 5 kinds of sex:
Smurf Sex - On your honeymoon you keep doing it until you're both blue in the face.
Kitchen Sex - At the beginning of your marriage you'll have sex anytime, anywhere - even in the kitchen.
Bedroom Sex - When you've settled down a bit, maybe have some kids, so you gotta restrict it to the bedroom.
Hallway Sex - You reach the point where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
Courtroom Sex - Finally, you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of the whole courtroom.