What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
