What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.
His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
