What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
My wife was amazed to read about a farmer who claimed he sold a cow with a pussy like a woman for $10,000.
I told her: "That's not amazing, that's irony. Here I am with you... a pussy like a cow, and you ain't worth shit."
And that's when the fight started...
