What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
