What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.
He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
