I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
A little boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
So his father takes him up to the bedroom where mom is sleeping. "Look at this," he says as he lifts the covers carefully. "That's a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No!" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
