I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.
Hope she finds someone nice.
What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
