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Tastes Like Chicken

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 January 2016
Hits: 3276

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

Too Big For Her Age?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 January 2016
Hits: 2625

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

Milk, It Does A Body Good

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 January 2016
Hits: 3435

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

Take A Good Look

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 January 2016
Hits: 2993

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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The Daily is the Paper I Read

I know that newspapers are losing out to the Internet, but think about it... how many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?

Easy! One Post, two Globes, and many Times. And I wouldn't mind a morning and an evening edition. Yeah... I like a woman who's into the hard news.

OK... I'm done.

Only Fools Fall In Love

My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."

And that's when the fight started...

Anniversary Hint

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

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