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Tastes Like Chicken

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 06 January 2016; Hits: 3334

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

Too Big For Her Age?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 January 2016; Hits: 2671

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

Milk, It Does A Body Good

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 January 2016; Hits: 3483

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

Take A Good Look

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 January 2016; Hits: 3039

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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An Age Old Question

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

Giddy up!

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

What's Better Than A Good Day Fishing

Jack and his buddies were hanging out, planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, Jack had to tell them that he couldn't make it because his wife wouldn't let him go. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Jack headed home frustrated and depressed.

The following week when all the guys arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Jack sitting in his camp chair next to a roaring campfire with a cold beer in his hand. "How did you talk your wife into letting you come?" the guys asked.

"I didn't have to," Jack replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I came home, grabbed a beer, and slumped down in the couch ready to drown my sorrows knowing I couldn't go fishing with you guys. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and yelled, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back and spun around, there she was standing in front of me in a beautiful see through negligee. In a low voice she whispered, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' And so... here I am!"