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Tastes Like Chicken

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 06 January 2016; Hits: 3276

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

Too Big For Her Age?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 January 2016; Hits: 2624

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

Milk, It Does A Body Good

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 January 2016; Hits: 3435

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

Take A Good Look

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 January 2016; Hits: 2993

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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My Wife Was Feeling Sick

Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

She asked: "How do you know?"

I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

And that's when the fight started.

Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

The guy says, "Fuck...it works."

Too Fat

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.