What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
My wife tried to goad me, "Our next door neighbor tells me her husband can make love to her 3X a day. Why can't you do that?"
I told her, "Because she always says, 'No, we might get caught.' "
And that's when the fight started...
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
