What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"
Then I unplugged his life support.
