What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."
He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"
And that's when the REAL fight started...
