What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."
Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"
