My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.