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She Blew It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 January 2016
Hits: 3086

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 January 2016
Hits: 3700

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Staying Hard

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 January 2016
Hits: 3636

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

A True Poet

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 January 2016
Hits: 3337

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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Anniversary Hint

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

A Night On The Town

My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"

So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."

And that's when the fight started...

More Cushion For The Pushin'

How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?

Piece of cake.

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