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She Blew It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 January 2016
Hits: 3191

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 January 2016
Hits: 3830

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Staying Hard

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 January 2016
Hits: 3757

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

A True Poet

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 January 2016
Hits: 3431

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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Never Mix Sex And Alcohol

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

What Do You Mean?

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

Musings From George Burns

1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

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