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She Blew It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 January 2016
Hits: 3141

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 January 2016
Hits: 3766

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Staying Hard

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 January 2016
Hits: 3695

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

A True Poet

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 January 2016
Hits: 3385

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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I turned my whole life around.

I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

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