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She Blew It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 January 2016
Hits: 2864

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 January 2016
Hits: 3434

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Staying Hard

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 January 2016
Hits: 3384

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

A True Poet

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 January 2016
Hits: 3100

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

Night On The Town

What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?

Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!

Very Much The Same

What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

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