Every Frickin' Joke

She Blew It

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 January 2016; Hits: 2642

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 January 2016; Hits: 3232

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

Staying Hard

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 January 2016; Hits: 3189

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

A True Poet

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 January 2016; Hits: 2890

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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Don't Forget to Eat Your Veggies

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)

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Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.

She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.

Rather Have A Puppy

Little Johnny is walking along with his father and they pass two dogs that are going at it. He says, "Hey, Pop! What's happenin' over there?"

His father says, "Er... son, they're making a puppy."

That night, Little Johnny walks past his parents bedroom, and the old man's giving it to the old lady. Little Johnny says, "Hey, Pop! What's happenin' now?"

His father says, "Er...son, we're making you a baby brother."

Little Johnny says, "Well, flip her over. I'd rather have a puppy."