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Not The Smartest Guys

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 02 January 2016
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Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

She's Smoking!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 January 2016
Hits: 2684

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

I Wanna Put My Balls In It!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 December 2015
Hits: 3111

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

I thought girls never fart, or poop!

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 30 December 2015
Hits: 3312

My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"

She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."

And that's when the fight started...

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