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Not The Smartest Guys

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 02 January 2016
Hits: 3429

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

She's Smoking!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 January 2016
Hits: 2641

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

I Wanna Put My Balls In It!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 December 2015
Hits: 3058

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

I thought girls never fart, or poop!

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 30 December 2015
Hits: 3253

My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"

She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."

And that's when the fight started...

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Three guys are sitting in a bar bitching about how stupid their wives are.

The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and we don't even have a garage."

The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to her iPod and she doesn't have any earphones for it."

The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a dick."

All The Same

My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."

She said: "You miss them all."

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Over Her Dead Body

How can you tell if your wife's dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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