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Not The Smartest Guys

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 02 January 2016
Hits: 3429

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

She's Smoking!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 January 2016
Hits: 2641

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

I Wanna Put My Balls In It!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 December 2015
Hits: 3058

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

I thought girls never fart, or poop!

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 30 December 2015
Hits: 3253

My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"

She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."

And that's when the fight started...

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Harry is 85 when he gets married to a 22-year-old. One night after his honeymoon he shows up at the local bar where all the guys want to hear about his wedding night.

"Well," Harry tells them, "We got to the hotel and my youngest son helped me out. First he carried me up the stairs. Then he helped me get undressed. Finally he lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so's me and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three of my sons came upstairs and lifted me off her."

One of his buddies asks him, "Why did it take your three sons to lift you off?"

Harry says, "'Cause I fought 'em."

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