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Total Recall Times Two

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 January 2016
Hits: 2600

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 13 January 2016
Hits: 2586

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...

This Is Why Hockey Players Wear Them

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 January 2016
Hits: 2881

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

Put Your Foot On The Brake

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 January 2016
Hits: 2739

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

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The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Time's Up

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the guy what he wants. He says, “Oh, just gimme a beer”.

The bartender asks him “What's wrong, you look really down.”. The man replied, “My wife and i got into a fight and she told me she wouldn't talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So whats the problem?”

The man said, “Well... the month's up tonight.”

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