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Total Recall Times Two

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 January 2016
Hits: 2537

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 13 January 2016
Hits: 2531

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...

This Is Why Hockey Players Wear Them

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 January 2016
Hits: 2802

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

Put Your Foot On The Brake

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 January 2016
Hits: 2681

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

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And What Do You Do?

A guy and his date were parked on lovers lane at the top of a hill overlooking the city. Just as he made his move the gal stopped him and said: “I really should've told you this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker. If you want to get laid tonight it'll cost you 30 bucks.” Reluctantly the guy forked over the money, then screwed her in the back seat.

When they got back in front the guy just sat in the driver’s seat staring out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” the girl asked. “Well," the guy said, "I should've mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver... and the fare back to town is $35.00!”

She's Smoking!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

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