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Total Recall Times Two

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 January 2016
Hits: 2659

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 13 January 2016
Hits: 2633

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...

This Is Why Hockey Players Wear Them

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 January 2016
Hits: 2945

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

Put Your Foot On The Brake

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 January 2016
Hits: 2799

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

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Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Next It'll Say: Out Of Business

When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."

When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"

And that's when the fight started...

Who's My Real Dad?

A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"

"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".

"But Dad, she's not black either."

"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"

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