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Total Recall Times Two

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 January 2016
Hits: 2296

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 13 January 2016
Hits: 2314

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...

This Is Why Hockey Players Wear Them

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 January 2016
Hits: 2561

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

Put Your Foot On The Brake

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 January 2016
Hits: 2451

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

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Who I'm Voting For

Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:

"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."

Really Paid Off!

A guy goes into a bank for a business loan.

The bank manager says, "What kind of business do you want to start?"

The guy says, "I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on pussy and it makes it taste like a peach."

The bank manager says, "I'm afraid we're not interested."

A few months later the guy walks into the bank pushing a wheel barrel full of money.

The bank manager says, "I see that idea for black powder really paid off."

The guy says, "Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."

The bank manager says, "What does it do?"

The guy says, "Give me a peach and I'll show you."

Real Facts Of Life

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

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