What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
