What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"
'What happened?' asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."
The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.
What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
