What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
A guy says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend asks, “Why not?”
The guy tells him, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
