What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
What do a wife & a condom have in common?
They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.
4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
