What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.
The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."
He says, "They ought to be, Gladys...one's hanging in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
