What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
