What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."
"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."
