Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"
A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"
"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".
"But Dad, she's not black either."
"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
