Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
