Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
