What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."
"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
