What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
A stockbroker calls a client and says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."
Sam says, "Tell me the bad news first."
The stockbroker says, "I lost all of your money."
Sam says, "What's the good news?"
The stockbroker says, "I got laid last night."
