What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.