What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"
"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."
What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
