What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"
So I fucked her and disappeared.
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
