What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.
Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."
Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper
Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."
