How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"
She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."
Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
