How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
I told my wife, "Honey, I bought some Olympic condoms today. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
She replied, "Why not wear Silver and not finish first for a change?"
And that's when the fight started...
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
What's the difference between pink and purple?
The grip!
