How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
Why did Santa get arrested?
He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
