How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
What do women think about during sex? That depends...
The prostitute thinks: "That's all."
The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"
The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
