Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"
Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
"My wife."
