What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
