What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
