Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
