Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.
"Won't that knock my teeth out?"
