Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?
Husband: "Yeah why?"
"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
