Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, "Fuck...it works."
