Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"
The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.
"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."
Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.