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Let's Call The Boys, But Not Run A Train!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 January 2016
Hits: 3001

What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!

I'm Too Old For This

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 21 January 2016
Hits: 3029

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Whore House

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 January 2016
Hits: 3350

What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.

But, It's Just So Small!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 January 2016
Hits: 3190

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

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You can drop them off anywhere.

Two Meet At A Bar

A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.

He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."

The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."

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