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Let's Call The Boys, But Not Run A Train!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 22 January 2016; Hits: 2949

What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!

I'm Too Old For This

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 21 January 2016; Hits: 2943

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Whore House

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 January 2016; Hits: 3300

What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.

But, It's Just So Small!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 19 January 2016; Hits: 3138

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

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No Fairy Tale

Little Red Riding Hood went to grandma's house and found her lying in bed. Little Red Riding Hood said, ''Grandma, what big eyes you have!'' Grandma replied: ''The better to see you with, my dear.'' Then Little Red Riding Hood remarked: ''Grandma, what big ears you have!'' Grandma smiled and said: "The better to hear you with, my dear.''

Finally Little Red Riding Hood said: ''Grandma, what a big mouth you have!'' Grandma snapped back: ''Of course I do! Have you seen Grandpa's dick?!?''

It's Been Said

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

Name Game

What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?

Ka Ching!