Every Frickin' Joke

Let's Call The Boys, But Not Run A Train!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 22 January 2016; Hits: 2888

What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!

I'm Too Old For This

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 21 January 2016; Hits: 2865

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Whore House

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 January 2016; Hits: 3244

What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.

But, It's Just So Small!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 19 January 2016; Hits: 3087

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

Page 156 of 286

Don't Miss These Jokes!

A Night On The Town

My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"

So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."

And that's when the fight started...

Off-Label Usage

Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.

You Go First

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife finally had enough. She figured she would break him of that crazy habit. So one night, while they were right in the middle of a romantic session, she flipped on the lights.

To her shock she looked down and saw her husband was holding a giant dildo. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him. "How could you lie to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, "I'll explain the rubber dick if you explain the kids."