What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"
I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do a wife & a condom have in common?
They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
