What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."
Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
