What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"