What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
