What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!