What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.