What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."
Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.