What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still no idea.
And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?
Still no fuckin' idea.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
