What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"
