What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
