What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."
She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"
