What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."
So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
