Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?

Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!