A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!
My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you never did that when we were dating. How come?"
She said, "'Cause I didn't get an asshole till we were married."
And that's when the fight started...
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!