Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.

His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"

And that's when the fight started...

What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?

Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.

What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?

One who knows how to fix elevators.