Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

Why are cowgirls like cow pies?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.