A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.