A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.