A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
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Man Dies Under 6-Ton Pile of Porn Mags
#WTF?! Porn kills! At least it did a lonely Japanese man crushed under his 6-ton magazine collection. Joji, a 50-year old Japanese porn addict is now dead. Members of the cleaning staff had found his lifeless body under an enormous collection of dirty magazines. Apparently he REALLY took his dirty little secret to his grave... so to speak.
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#WTF?! A 20-year-old University of Kansas student was kidnapped after a Tinder date turned violent. Shane Allen, 30, picked up the student at her sorority house on April 12. According to court documents, the pair had spent one night together prior to the incident. Then, you might say, he REALLY swiped her!
Read more ...Westlake, Ohio couple arrested naked in bizarre incident
#WTF?! After an unclothed, alcohol-fueled night behind the wheel, naked couple arrested in Westlake. From their birthday suit to a prison jumpsuit... nice!
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