Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.

Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.