Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.

How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.