Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.