Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head nurse.