What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...