What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
