What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
