What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.
Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"
Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
