What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...