What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
