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That's The Whole Point

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 January 2016
Hits: 2818

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

A Golden Combination

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 January 2016
Hits: 2386

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Depends on How You Like It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 January 2016
Hits: 2573

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 January 2016
Hits: 2768

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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She Interrupted The Game

My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...

Bingo!

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

Professional Opinion

Guy visits the doctor and tells him, "Doc, I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor tells him, "Bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

The next day, the guy comes back with his wife. The doctor tells her, "Please take off all of your clothes and lie down on the table." After she's lying there naked, the doctor walks around the table a few times, looking her up and down and all around.

Finally he pulls the guy aside and assures him, "You're fine. She don't give me a hard-on, either."

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