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That's The Whole Point

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 January 2016
Hits: 3116

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

A Golden Combination

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 January 2016
Hits: 2661

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Depends on How You Like It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 January 2016
Hits: 2862

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 January 2016
Hits: 3059

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

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Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

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Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

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