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That's The Whole Point

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 January 2016
Hits: 3116

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

A Golden Combination

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 January 2016
Hits: 2661

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Depends on How You Like It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 January 2016
Hits: 2862

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 January 2016
Hits: 3059

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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He Oughta Be Hit With That Ruler

My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"

I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"

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No, Not That!

What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

A seat belt.

The Happiest Man In The World

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...

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