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That's The Whole Point

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 January 2016; Hits: 3178

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

A Golden Combination

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 January 2016; Hits: 2712

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Depends on How You Like It

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 24 January 2016; Hits: 2906

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 January 2016; Hits: 3123

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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