Every Frickin' Joke

That's The Whole Point

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 January 2016; Hits: 3042

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

A Golden Combination

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 January 2016; Hits: 2602

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Depends on How You Like It

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 24 January 2016; Hits: 2806

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 January 2016; Hits: 2983

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Two Blondes Checking The Tracks

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks." The other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."

They argued and argued for a while. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

One Morning On The Farm

One lazy morning a little farm boy is told to do his chores. He hates getting up early, so after he slops the hogs he angrily kicks one as he leaves. Then he feeds the chickens and kicks one on the way to the barn. Finally he milks the cow and before heading home he gives that cow one swift kick.

When he sits down at the breakfast table his mother says: "I've been watching you. You kicked the hog so no bacon for you. You kicked the chicken so no eggs for you. And you kicked the cow so no milk for you."

Just then his dad walks in from plowing the back forty and angrily kicks the cat out of the way. The little boy looks at his mom and says: "Should you tell him or should I."

Why Don't You Kiss Me Like That?

I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.

"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"

And that's when the fight started...