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Finger Licking Good

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 February 2016
Hits: 2875

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

Pretty Bad

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 February 2016
Hits: 3011

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

Where Are You Going?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 February 2016
Hits: 2944

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Some People Like Em Sloppy

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 February 2016
Hits: 2684

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

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Lesson Soon Learned

Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"

Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."

"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

"My wife."

Three Dicks And A Joke

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

Done But Not Retired

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

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