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Finger Licking Good

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 15 February 2016; Hits: 2399

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

Pretty Bad

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 February 2016; Hits: 2520

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

Where Are You Going?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 13 February 2016; Hits: 2482

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Some People Like Em Sloppy

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 February 2016; Hits: 2150

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

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One Day in a Meadow

One day a horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow when the horse falls into a mudhole and begins sinking. He calls to the chicken to go get the farmer to pull him out. The chicken runs back to the farm but the farmer is nowhere to be seen. So thinking fast the chicken jumps in the farmer's Porsche and drives back to the mudhole. He ties a rope around the bumper then throws the other end to his friend, the horse. Driving the car forward he saves his friend from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again, only this time it's the chicken who falls into the mudhole. The chicken yells to the horse to go get the farmer for help. The horse says, "Wait a minute. I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches himself over the width of the hole and says, "Grab my dick and hoist yourself up." And the chicken does excatly that and is able to pull himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!

She Loves That Puppet

How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?

She sits on his face and he tells lies.

Paper or Plastic?

A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.

"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"

And that's when the fight started...