Every Frickin' Joke

Finger Licking Good

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 15 February 2016; Hits: 2607

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

Pretty Bad

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 February 2016; Hits: 2735

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

Where Are You Going?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 13 February 2016; Hits: 2683

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Some People Like Em Sloppy

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 February 2016; Hits: 2381

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

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How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Turn The Beat Around

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” he asks. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we screw,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” he asks. “Oh, my boyfriend goes to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when he's banging me,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor. “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”