Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
