Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
