Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
My wife and I were discussing babies and she had a thought. "Why do doctors spank newborn babies?"
I told her: "To knock the dicks off the stupid ones."
And that's when the fight started...
