Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"The guy says, "Yes, I have."The cop says, "Please step out of the car."The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
