Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.
Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.
"Waiting for me to get home."
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
