Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"
I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."
And that;s when the fight started...
