Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"
His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"
What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?
Husband: "Yeah why?"
"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"