Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.