Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.