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As Far As The Eye Can See

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 January 2016
Hits: 2930

Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"

Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"

Now THIS Is Doggie Style

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 January 2016
Hits: 3284

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

The Smelliest Common Denominator

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 January 2016
Hits: 3186

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

I Came All Over That Place

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 January 2016
Hits: 3226

Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

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Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

Analyze This

A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"

The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"

Damn Good

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity." The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher quickly reponded, "No shit!"

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