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As Far As The Eye Can See

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 January 2016
Hits: 2613

Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"

Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"

Now THIS Is Doggie Style

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 January 2016
Hits: 2898

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

The Smelliest Common Denominator

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 January 2016
Hits: 2876

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

I Came All Over That Place

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 January 2016
Hits: 2920

Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

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Didn't See That One Coming

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

Flowers For Valentines Day

My wife called me on Valentines Day and said, "Three of the girls here in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine's Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they received flowers."

And that's when the fight started...

She's Smoking!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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