A Snap Diagnosis

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?

Being a man.