A Snap Diagnosis | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 June 2016; Hits: 1068

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

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