A Snap Diagnosis

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head nurse.

Losing a wife can be hard.

In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.