A Snap Diagnosis

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?

The cake jumps out of the girl.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.