Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."
Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"