A Snap Diagnosis

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"