What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
