What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
