What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
A midget whips out his two-foot dick.
The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
