What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.
Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.
My wife bought one of those do-it-yourself waxing kits. Really wanting to please me, she asked with a wink: "Should I do the sides and leave a little strip down the middle?"
I told her: "I'd prefer you have no moustache at all."
And that's when the fight started...
