What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
