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Hookers Or Bungee Jumping

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 February 2016
Hits: 2631

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

Low IQ

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 February 2016
Hits: 3007

What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."

Ewwww

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 February 2016
Hits: 3766

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

Why Don't You Kiss Me Like That?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 08 February 2016
Hits: 2507

I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.

"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Password Must Be At Least 8 Characters Long

A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.

His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"

And that's when the fight started...

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What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."

Wife: "My husband said that?"

"No, all the landscapers."

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