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Who Likes Bananas?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 February 2016; Hits: 2590

I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.

The Smell Test

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 06 February 2016; Hits: 2710

How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Barking Dog, Eventually Stops!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 February 2016; Hits: 2909

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Gonna need about 20 minutes

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 February 2016; Hits: 2655

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?

Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.

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More Than One Use

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...

Not Quite A Dozen Roses

My wife and I went to counseling to improve our marriage. While attending one session dealing with communication, the counselor instructed: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

Looking at me she said: "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I looked over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

And that's when the fight started...

Over And Done

An old man was in the red light district and approached a cute little prostitute working the corner. He asked: "How's about some action?" The girl looked him up and down and said: "Old man, I think you've had it!"

To which the old guy replied: "OK... how much do I owe you."