Every Frickin' Joke
Who Likes Bananas?
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I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
The Smell Test
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Barking Dog, Eventually Stops!
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Gonna need about 20 minutes
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?
Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.
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