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Things Have Gone Too Far

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 May 2016; Hits: 3555

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Liqour In The Front

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 May 2016; Hits: 3156

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

The Harder They Suck...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 May 2016; Hits: 3132

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Do You Not Have Any Shame?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 14 May 2016; Hits: 3326

So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

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Remember Back Then

I was reminiscing with my wife about when we first got married, So I gave her a little nudge and asked: "Honey... what was the hardest thing for you on our honeymoon?"

She smiled at me and said: "Saying ouch like I meant it."

And that's when the fight started...

Very Descriptive

What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.

Normal Reaction

I love a massage. But the other day they sent in a man, which for me is a little weird... know what I mean?

Anyway, at one point I finally had to ask, 'Is it normal to get an erection?' He says, 'Sure.' So I told him, "OK fine, but can you get it out of my face?"