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Things Have Gone Too Far

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 May 2016; Hits: 2998

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Liqour In The Front

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 May 2016; Hits: 2553

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

The Harder They Suck...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 May 2016; Hits: 2562

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Do You Not Have Any Shame?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 14 May 2016; Hits: 2666

So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

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I Have One Question

Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)

You Have Mine And I Have Yours

A woman is at home when she hears a knock at the front door. When she opens it there's a man standing there who shouts at her: "Hey lady, do you have a vagina?" Scared, she slams the door shut hoping he'll go away.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door again. It's the same guy and he asks the same question. "Do you have a vagina?" And again she slams the door only this time she calls her husband. The husband tells her he'll take off from work the next day and find out exactly what this guy is up to.

So the next morning, with the husband hiding behind the door, here comes that knock again. The husband signals to his wife she should answer yes this time. When she opens the door and the guy asks, "Do you have a vagina?" the wife says, "Yes I do."

"Perfect" the man replies, "Tell your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"

Looking For A Good Deal

A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.

A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"

The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."