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Things Have Gone Too Far

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 May 2016
Hits: 3555

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Liqour In The Front

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 May 2016
Hits: 3156

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

The Harder They Suck...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 May 2016
Hits: 3132

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Do You Not Have Any Shame?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 May 2016
Hits: 3326

So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

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My Wife Loves To Bake

I came home one evening and my wife was in the kitchen crying.

She told me she had baked me a pie and the dog ate it.

I told her: "Don't cry honey. I'll buy you another dog."

And that's when the fight started.

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

In The Confessional

"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."

"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."

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