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Things Have Gone Too Far

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 May 2016; Hits: 3472

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Liqour In The Front

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 May 2016; Hits: 3058

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

The Harder They Suck...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 May 2016; Hits: 3048

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Do You Not Have Any Shame?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 14 May 2016; Hits: 3226

So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

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Some Extra Cash

A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.

The doc asks, "Why?"

The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."

Look It Up

A koala bear walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender points to a cute little trick at the end of the bar. So the koala bear walks up to her and in a few minutes they're heading to her place. When they get they're the koala bear immediately goes down on her. After a few minutes he jumps up and splits.

The next night, the woman spots the koala bear at the bar again and confronts him saying: "You owe me money!" "For what?" the koala asks. The woman rolls her eyes and tells him, "I'm a prostitute." The koala bear pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money." The koala says, "I don't owe you a thing. I'm a koala bear. Look it up." Before she can protest the koala hands her the dictionary.

The woman looks up "koala bear" and reads, "Koala bear: Eats bush and leaves.”

Have You Upgraded To 4K?

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.