What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
