What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
