Every Frickin' Joke
Drop The Coin Right Into The Slot
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A couple is in divorce court to decide on custody of their child. The judge asks each one to give a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.
The wife says, "Well I carried this child around in me for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process. This is my child and a part of me." Then the judge turns to the husband and asks the same question.
The husband replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out. Now, tell me, who does the drink belong to -- me or the machine"
And Now I'm Outta Here
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3014
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
Not the Same Old Routine
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2412
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
It's Always in a Bar
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2975
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
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