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Next It'll Say: Out Of Business

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 09 May 2016; Hits: 2346

When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."

When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"

And that's when the fight started...

Do You Know How To Please A Woman?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 May 2016; Hits: 2252

Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.

Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard

Do I Know You?

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 07 May 2016; Hits: 2323

My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

And that's when the fight started...

Who's Thirsty?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 May 2016; Hits: 2230

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

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