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Not Another Chicken Joke

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 May 2016; Hits: 2917

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

Bad News And Bad News

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 May 2016; Hits: 3387

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

What A Ride!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 May 2016; Hits: 3425

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What Just Happened?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 May 2016; Hits: 2929

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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Facts About The Big City

The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.

How Sexy Am I?

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"

And that's when the fight started...

What's A Mother To Do

One day Little Johnny's mother was cleaning his room when she found a Bondage and S&M magazine under his bed. This was very upsetting to her. So she waited until Little Johnny's dad came home, handed him the magazine and told him: "Look what I found under Johnny's bed. What do you think we should do about it?"

Dad looked took the magazine, thumbed through a few pages, then handed it back to her saying: "Well... I don't think we should spank him."