Every Frickin' Joke

Not Another Chicken Joke

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 May 2016; Hits: 2881

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

Bad News And Bad News

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 May 2016; Hits: 3353

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

What A Ride!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 May 2016; Hits: 3386

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What Just Happened?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 May 2016; Hits: 2889

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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Call The Coroner

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

The Difference Between Men And Women

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Shocked For The Wrong Reason

Preparing the body of old man Johnson, a mortician finds the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry" he says out loud, "But I can't send you off to be cremated and lose forever such a rare and enormous dick like yours. It has to be preserved for posterity."

So the mortician carefully removes the giant organ, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he's excited to show the rare sight to his wife. "Look here honey, I have something to show you that will shock you." he tells her as he removes the jar from his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" the wife screams, "Johnson's dead!"