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Not Another Chicken Joke

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 May 2016
Hits: 2817

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

Bad News And Bad News

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 May 2016
Hits: 3286

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

What A Ride!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 May 2016
Hits: 3337

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What Just Happened?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 May 2016
Hits: 2840

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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Don't ... Stop!

Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'

Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'

Good News Or Bad News

A stockbroker calls a client and says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."

Sam says, "Tell me the bad news first."

The stockbroker says, "I lost all of your money."

Sam says, "What's the good news?"

The stockbroker says, "I got laid last night."

A True Wonderment!

I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.

Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."

And that's when the fight started...

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