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Not Another Chicken Joke

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 May 2016; Hits: 2320

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

Bad News And Bad News

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 May 2016; Hits: 2784

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

What A Ride!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 May 2016; Hits: 2842

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What Just Happened?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 May 2016; Hits: 2348

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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A Financial Discussion

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

Up Or Down?

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

This Could Come In Handy

A guy's in his car with a girl and says, "How about a hand job?"

She says, "What do I have to do?"

He says, "Remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it? Just do that."

She grabs it and does it. A few minutes later, he starts screaming. She says, "What's wrong?"

He says, "Take your fucking thumb off the end."