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Not Another Chicken Joke

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 May 2016
Hits: 2881

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

Bad News And Bad News

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 May 2016
Hits: 3353

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

What A Ride!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 May 2016
Hits: 3386

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What Just Happened?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 May 2016
Hits: 2889

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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More Than One Use

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...

We Have A Runner

Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

Good Reason To Join

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.

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