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Not Another Chicken Joke

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 May 2016
Hits: 2550

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

Bad News And Bad News

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 May 2016
Hits: 3003

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

What A Ride!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 May 2016
Hits: 3077

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

What Just Happened?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 May 2016
Hits: 2563

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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Divide and Conquer

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

Been A Long Time

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Remember Back Then

I was reminiscing with my wife about when we first got married, So I gave her a little nudge and asked: "Honey... what was the hardest thing for you on our honeymoon?"

She smiled at me and said: "Saying ouch like I meant it."

And that's when the fight started...

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