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Is There An App For That?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 May 2016
Hits: 2858

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

Then I unplugged his life support.

Are You Superstitious?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 May 2016
Hits: 3948

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."

Some Extra Cash

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 May 2016
Hits: 3161

A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.

The doc asks, "Why?"

The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."

Turn It Off!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 May 2016
Hits: 3129

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

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Messing Up A Good Thing

Do you know what 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.

Call The Coroner

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Some Things You Can't Change

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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