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Is There An App For That?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 25 May 2016
Hits: 2858

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

Then I unplugged his life support.

Are You Superstitious?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 May 2016
Hits: 3948

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."

Some Extra Cash

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 May 2016
Hits: 3161

A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.

The doc asks, "Why?"

The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."

Turn It Off!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 May 2016
Hits: 3129

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

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I'm Going To Disneyland!

A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.

His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"

And that's when the fight started...

Soon Enough Young Man

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

Are You Superstitious?

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."

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