What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"