Things Have Gone Too Far

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

How are blondes like computers?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?

Still no idea.

And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?

Still no fuckin' idea.

I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.