Things Have Gone Too Far

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"

She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."

And that's when the fight started...

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"