What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
