What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...
What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?
Focused.
