What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
