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Take Out Chinese Anyone?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 May 2016
Hits: 3125

A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"

Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"

Don't ... Stop!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 May 2016
Hits: 3320

Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'

Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'

Get Your Nails Done Too

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 May 2016
Hits: 2274

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

Have You Upgraded To 4K?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 May 2016
Hits: 2495

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

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A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

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