Every Frickin' Joke
Take Out Chinese Anyone?
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A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"
Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"
Don't ... Stop!
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Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'
Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'
Get Your Nails Done Too
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I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
Have You Upgraded To 4K?
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At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
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