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Take Out Chinese Anyone?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 21 May 2016; Hits: 3642

A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"

Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"

Don't ... Stop!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 May 2016; Hits: 3894

Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'

Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'

Get Your Nails Done Too

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 19 May 2016; Hits: 2843

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

Have You Upgraded To 4K?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 18 May 2016; Hits: 3038

At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

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Street Accounting

Little Johnny is always being teased by the neighborhood toughs for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel, causing no amount of snickering and glee among the bullies.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, nice Mr. Johnson pulls him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel is bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd probably stop. Right now I'm up more than twenty bucks on those mooks!"

Never Give Up The Search

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.