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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 August 2016
Hits: 2735

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

Come Before the Judge

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 August 2016
Hits: 2582

What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.

It Takes More Than One

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 23 August 2016
Hits: 2403

After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"

Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."

And that's when the fight started...

For The Team

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 August 2016
Hits: 3573

What do cheerleaders say after sex?

"Thanks, guys!".

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What's On TV?

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

The Diagnosis

An old guy visits a doctor. The doctor examines him and then sits down in the office for a consultation on his diagnosis.

"Well..." the doctor begins,  "I'm sorry to have to tell you this... but you have cancer and you have Alzheimers."

The old guy looks at the doctor for a moment then says: "Thank god I don't have cancer."

In The Classroom

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

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