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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 August 2016
Hits: 2654

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

Come Before the Judge

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 August 2016
Hits: 2498

What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.

It Takes More Than One

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 23 August 2016
Hits: 2325

After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"

Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."

And that's when the fight started...

For The Team

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 August 2016
Hits: 3419

What do cheerleaders say after sex?

"Thanks, guys!".

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.

Just For Decoration, That's It & That's All...

A daughter asks her mother, "How many different kinds of dicks are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases in his life. In his 20s, his dick is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

The Daily is the Paper I Read

I know that newspapers are losing out to the Internet, but think about it... how many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?

Easy! One Post, two Globes, and many Times. And I wouldn't mind a morning and an evening edition. Yeah... I like a woman who's into the hard news.

OK... I'm done.

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