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Every Frickin' Joke

Done to Perfection

Category: Dick Jokes
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Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

Come Before the Judge

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.

It Takes More Than One

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"

Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."

And that's when the fight started...

For The Team

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do cheerleaders say after sex?

"Thanks, guys!".

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When It Rains It Pours

Why is a pussy like the weather?

Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.

The Parade Route Is Safe

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

Not Like She Used To Be

A wife arrived home after a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a cute little hottie.

Just as she was about to storm out of the house in anger, her husband stopped her and begged to explain: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl. She was looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. She said she was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the fridge. Her shoes were worn out, so I offered her the pair you didn’t wear because you thought they went out of style. She was cold so I gave her that birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours, the ones you said didn’t fit anymore. Then as this poor young lady was about to leave, she paused at the door and asked me, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?'"

"And so, here we are!"