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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 August 2016
Hits: 2371

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

Come Before the Judge

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 August 2016
Hits: 2225

What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.

It Takes More Than One

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 23 August 2016
Hits: 2043

After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"

Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."

And that's when the fight started...

For The Team

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 August 2016
Hits: 3097

What do cheerleaders say after sex?

"Thanks, guys!".

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Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

The guy says, "Fuck...it works."

Just Like Your Father

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Very Descriptive

What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.

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