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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 August 2016
Hits: 2599

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

Come Before the Judge

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 August 2016
Hits: 2443

What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.

It Takes More Than One

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 23 August 2016
Hits: 2261

After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"

Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."

And that's when the fight started...

For The Team

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 August 2016
Hits: 3336

What do cheerleaders say after sex?

"Thanks, guys!".

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Three Dicks And A Joke

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

Safety in the Kitchen

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

A True Poet

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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