What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
