What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?
A virgin.
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."
