What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.
When I came back she asked what did I get. I told her I got drunk.
And that's when the fight started...
