What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?
"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.