Every Frickin' Joke
Ringling Brothers
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."
And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"
And that's when the fight started...
What Do You Mean?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 3232
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
What's The Dress Code
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2883
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
Start Slow
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3504
Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"
The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"
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