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Ringling Brothers

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 13 August 2016; Hits: 2444

My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."

And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"

And that's when the fight started...

What Do You Mean?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 August 2016; Hits: 2857

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

What's The Dress Code

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 11 August 2016; Hits: 2542

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Start Slow

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 August 2016; Hits: 3155

Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"

The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"

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A Financial Discussion

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

Sometimes You Need A Break In The Action

Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"

Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."

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A cop pulls a guy over. He tells him: "You've got expired plates, your inspection is overdue, you're not wearing a seatbelt and you've got an open can of beer in your hand!"

The guy says: "I'll see you tomorrow then." The cop shoots back: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

The guy snaps: "Hang on a minute pal, I'm on the phone here."