Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!