Depends On What You Call It

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"