Depends On What You Call It

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"

I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."

And that's when the fight started....

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.