Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
