Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."
"So... what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 9."
