What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
