What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
A girl's going across town in a cab. When she gets where she's going she discovers she has no money.
She lifts her skirt and says, "Cabbie, you want to barter?"
He takes a look and says, "Lady, haven't you got anything smaller?"
