What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
